Answers To All Of Your Most Pressing Questions About High Cotton …And Some You Didn’t Even Know You Had … But You Did …
Q: Who writes this crazy stuff?
A: Crazy people. We are fortunate to have a talented (and somewhat stable) stable of writers, artists and graphic designers who use their own “issues” as well as those of others to contribute to the line … usually BEFORE their morning meds kick in.
Q: “Is everything REALLY made of cotton?”
A: Um, no … apparently just your brain.
Q: “OK, then what’s the deal with your name?”
A: High Cotton is a pre-Civil War phrase used to describe times when the crops were good and the prices, likewise, were better. Around here it means the humor is good and the sales are better…I forget which…it’s one of those.
Q: “Where is this all made?”
A: Well my friend, it’s mostly made in the USA, 90% in fact! The other 10% is made in North America, not too far from the USA! And we’re mighty proud of that.
Q: “If I buy some of it, will I be in High Cotton, too?
A: Ab-so-lutely! Just ask two of our long time customers; Don “Juan” Trump and Warren “Jimmy” Buffet. Go on, ask, they’ll tell you, don’t be a chicken … buy lots of stuff from High Cotton.
Thanks for buying High Cotton…we’ve been at it for almost 20 years and we aim to please so we can be around for 20 more…and then some! Like one of our Woods of Wisdom might say… “We’re getting older and wise-assier!”