"Doormat: The Dog, Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre rubber squeek toys. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape...that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of furniture. I fear I may be going insane. Humorous, durable doormat. Perfect for the dog lover. Manufactured in USA. 100% Olefin Indoor/Outdoor Carpet. Washable with hose & brush. Dry flat. Perfect bound stitched edges."

Size: 18 x 27 (in)