Like what you see?

Yep, were pretty funny folks down here in High Cotton Country. Our apologies if you laughed so hard that coffee shot out of your nose, been meaning to put a warning about that on the web site. I’ll have my people look into that. Until then, step away from the liquids while you’re on our site, OK?

So you’re wondering how we come up with all of the hilarity you see on our site, aren’t you?

Wish I could say that I do it all.

OK, what the heck, “I do it all.”

Wait, do you smell something burning? Yep, it’s my pants on fire…I’m a liar! The truth is that we work with a lot of amazing writers, artists, graphic designers and otherwise artsy-types to create our constantly clever and crisp line of products. If you’re interested in using our images or words on your products, we’re interested in talking to you. You can email us at: lashcraft@highcotton.com and one of the swell folks in our vast licensing division will get back to you. I swear. You know, I’m the Head Nacho down here at High Cotton and when I say jump, the employees tend to get downright froggy, if you know what I mean. If I say it will happen, I will make someone make it happen.

Thanks for hanging out with us…I hope you like the things you bought from us. You DID buy something, didn’t you? What do you mean, “I’m thinking about it?” Get back there and BUY something already…I’ve got my eye on a new set of wooden false teeth in the Toofs Are Us catalog and I need your help to make that dream a reality.

And speaking of teeth, we do have a “Four Tooth Minimum” dress code around here, so keep that in mind. Hey, and remember Uncle Bud’s words of wisdom, “When you’re looking out for #1, don’t step in #2”.

Thank you. You’re Welcome.

Ernest “Bud” Crowley
CEO and Flounder