High Cotton, Inc. .:. Fun & Original Works of Creative, Humorous Brilliance To Satisfy the Easily Amused

Fun & original works of creative, humorous brilliance to satisfy the easily amused. All High Cotton products are guaranteed to be free from defects, or your money back, or a free exchange, whichever you prefer. Like Bud always says: "Make a funnier doormat and the world will beat a path from your door."

Check out all of our products: Doormats, MikWright Coasters, Woods of Wisdom, T-Shirts, and Aprons.

MikWright Coasters

58 classic images from MikWright that'll make you smile and say - "Please Sir, may I have some more!?" MORE!? These coasters are 4" x 4" open cell fabric with non-skid backing. Pliable, absorbant, and unbreakable.

MikWright Coasters

Woods of Wisdom

Great self-evident truths lovingly silk-screened on hand selected pine. Ready to hang over a door frame or on a wall, 16" x 3 1/2" solid pine.

Woods of Wisdom

Doormats

Our doormats are 18" x 27", made from 100% Olefin indoor / outdoor carpet with perfect bound stitched edges. Care is simple, just wash with a hose and brush. Do not machine wash. Dry flat.

Doormats
Bow Wow Brand only

Aprons

Generously sized, 22” x 29” 7 oz. twill, 50/50 Cotton/Poly blend. Adjustable D-Ring neck. Machine washable and machine dryable.

Aprons

T-Shirts

100% preshrunk, cool heavweight cotton... slightly oversized for comfort and durability. Reinforced neck band and hems help maintain classic shape through multiple washings.

T-Shirts