
COTTON PICKIN' GENIUSES -- We've got 'em right here, folks!
If you're shopping our website we know it's because you have an excellent sense of humor and an eye for great design. (Or maybe you're looking for a witty phrase to throw out at a party this weekend...whatever.) Regardless, if you're here, you've hit the jackpot! Our newest addition is Erin Smith -- who understands that martinis make you smart...and a smart ass! Her wicked sense of humor paired with her clever collage-art has already been a huge hit for High Cotton and has her fans squawking for more! You don't know Erin yet? What are you waiting for?!
Aprons
Our traditional "butcher's aprons" are anything but traditional in sentiment! Generously sized, 22" x 29", 7oz. twill 50/50 Cotton/Poly blend. They sport an adjustable D-ring neck and can be machine washed and dried. Great gifts...but chances are you'll want one for you as well!
Geniuses’ Cotton Aprons
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Come hang out with our geniuses any time! It's like spending time in your favorite little cafe or boutique...you never know what you'll find...something new from an old friend or one of those "can't live without it" treasures.
Coasters
More popular than an open bar at a wedding, our party coasters absorb better than a traditional cocktail napkin and are reusable -- what a deal!! Choose the perfect assortment for you or a pal. Stick one in a card, package with a bottle of wine for the hostess, or gift someone sloppy with one of each! Made of absorbent neoprene, they're 4x4, functional and fun! Geniuses’ Coasters
Bar Towels
Whether sopping up the spilled Sauvignon Blanc or mopping up the messy martini, these bar towels have quickly become one of our hottest sellers! Great in the kitchen, the bar, or as a gift for your favorite tidy bar fly! 100% cotton, machine wash and dry, they're 30 x 30 when fully unfolded. Geniuses’ Hand Towels
Apparel
Our Ladies T's are fitted, fashion-forward and flattering. We offer them in S, M, L, XL and XXL.
Our nightshirts are ideal if you don't know a size since one size fits most. Great for lounging around and the perfect gift for a friend.
100% cotton, machine wash and dry. Geniuses’ T-Shirts
Geniuses’ Night Shirts
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